Jay Sawyer
Sun,15 Aug 2010
Introfinity
454
 In what can only be described as wordplay of the highest order, ‘floating voters’ stole the show in villages throughout West Cornwall yesterday, simpl...
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Mon,09 Mar 2009
Brenda Grubb
399
GOD CREATED CHILDREN
(AND IN THE PROCESS GRAND CHILDREN)
To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildr...
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Mike O'Hare
Fri,11 Jul 2008
Zenith
629
Neil Armstrong had just set foot on the Moon when I was boarding the plane for my flight to Tenerife. I had been up all night watching this event (had...
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Sat,07 Jun 2008
Unknown
549
Dolly Parton & Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunatel...
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Mon,02 Jun 2008
Unknown
582
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?????
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I ...
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Unkown
Sun,01 Jun 2008
Unkown
577
Barbie choices
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to...
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Sun,18 May 2008
unknown
924
A sweet grandmother telephoned the Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The oper...
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Sun,18 May 2008
unknown
484
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esth...
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Wed,07 May 2008
Brenda Grubb
2004
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico ..
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptiou...
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Wed,07 May 2008
Brenda
636
This explains why I forward jokes.
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him ...
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Tue,22 Apr 2008
Unknown
725
Exercise for those over 50
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5 lb potato sack in each...
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Tue,22 Apr 2008
unknown
616
Let Me Tell You About My Doctor. He is very good.
If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again.
Another time he g...
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Tue,22 Apr 2008
unknown
703
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FO...
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Tue,24 Apr 2007
Unknown
532
My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign a...
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Tue,24 Apr 2007
Unknown
568
It was a small town and the policeman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car yard, he came upon two little old ladies sitting ...
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Sun,22 Apr 2007
Unknown
5947
THE BEST LAWYER STORY SO FAR THIS YEAR -
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the roadside eating ...
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Sun,22 Apr 2007
Unknown
537
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.
I can't afford one.
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